How Bush Caused the Hurricane!

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How Bush Caused The Hurricane
http://www.conservativetruth.org/article.php?id=3052&PHPSESSID=368ed14da710afc0f592ac7bc0a48f79
September 5, 2005
By Brian W. Peterson

E-mails from Bush-haters are as thick in my Inbox as flies on anti-Vietnam war protestors. MoveOn.org counts me as one of their own. A guy who believes that President George Walker Bush not only allowed the attacks of September 11 to happen, but he also helped to arrange the attacks, sends me every conspiracy theory imaginable.

They are finally getting to me. I am starting to believe. I am learning to change the way that I think, learning to broaden my horizons. I’m understanding how the world really works- that nothing is as it seems. There are terrible forces at work, and it all starts in the White House.

Because of my changed mind, I am now better able to discern, to analyze, to evolve. And I have figured out the real story behind Hurricane Katrina.

We all know that George W. Bush is responsible for Global Warming- there can be no debate about it. We all remember the 1990’s, when we were wearing our snow suits on the beach in Malibu until April. We didn’t even pull out the sunscreen until August. But now, it’s hot year round.

What most people fail to realize is that the Pentagon has created a secret machine with the explicit intention of destroying the Earth. Only those who have their secret gas masks and suits will survive. There have only been 62,041,606 such suits made, coincidentally the same number of votes Bush received in the 2004 election. And only five have been sighted in the state of Massachusetts.

It’s all making sense now, isn’t it?

The Pentagon has developed this secret machine that is now on-board a satellite and it is, through the use of lasers, intentionally eating away at the ozone layer of our atmosphere. This also pushes up the price of oil for their oil industry buddies.

Did you know that only Republicans escaped New Orleans as the hurricane approached? Democrats were left behind. This is something the conservative mainstream press refuses to broadcast.

The late ABC News anchor Peter Jennings knew what was going on, so an Army Intelligence unit made him ill, making him believe that he had cancer.

How far will the Bush administration go?

Government scientists have quietly worked on a hurricane-making machine that will enhance hurricane power. Combined with the Pentagon-created Global Warming, the Bush administration has been able to test its ability to kill innocent Americans over the last two hurricane seasons.

Sometimes even Republicans die. But Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld don’t care. Anyone who can help the terrorists plan 9/11 is capable of anything.

Fortunately, there are a few websites out there brave enough to publish the truth. But get to their sites soon, before the Pentagon kills them, too.

This is a serious situation. So far, only French journalists and Ivy League professors have spoken out. If the national press wasn’t so biased to the right, hypnotized by Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld, you would have already heard the truth.

The Bush administration knew of Hurricane Katrina’s path way back in 2001- coincidentally the same year as the terrorist attacks in New York and Washington. A secret memo has been uncovered, addressed to the Oval Office by the Pentagon, that read in part, “hurricane… could… destroy… big… easy…” What more proof do you need?

Fortunately, the Pentagon’s equipment did not work completely as planned, and the hurricane veered away from New Orleans and into rural Mississippi, where it inadvertently killed mostly Republicans. So there is time to stop this insidious bunch and their horrible plans. It’s imperative to give money to the likes of MoveOn.org and Howard Dean in order to stop those murderous Republicans.

Have you been wondering why President Bush has been hanging out with Lance Armstrong so much? Wait ‘til you hear this one.



Bush Pulls Team from Bin Laden Hunt to Find Louisiana Governor and New Orleans Mayor
http://jerhad.typepad.com/jerhad/

WASHINGTON, DC --- George Bush announced that the search for Bin Laden was being put on hold while Special Forces were being brought back stateside to search for Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco and New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin. Blanco and Nagin have been in hiding since Hurricane Katrina hit, and Bush is determined to locate them.

"We didn't expect these people to be as solid as Giuliani and Pataki were after 9/11, but they have gone into hiding without having a clue how to handle a disaster," said Bush. "I've got people doing their job for them, since they were unable to function after the hurricane and are hiding in a cave somewhere. We'll find them though. Dead or alive. We'll smoke them out of their holes. Get em running. And bring them to justice. Our elite Special Forces are checking every spider hole in Louisiana, and I have confidence these two will be found and brought to pay for their inactions."

In a video broadcast by Al Jazeera, Blanco and Nagin appear surrounded by their aides to address the world. Both claim in the video that they were under the impression that their elected positions were only for financial gain, use of power, and general hob-knobbing. Dealing with a disaster was not in the job description and should be entirely up to the federal government.